Tuesday, October 16, 2012
3 Tubes of Toothpaste and a Toilet
Tomorrow the plumber is coming over to fish out three nearly full tubes of toothpaste and heavens-knows-what-else from my toilet because Blossom thinks that flushing things makes them permanently disappear. I can't wait to see her face when I make her watch the plumber pull these items out. He's already asked how old she is and, apparently, does something that helps teach kids not to flush things down the toilet. Needless to say, she's going to be doing a lot of raking and sweeping to pay this one off.
To save us all a little embarassment, I gloved up and fished a BM out that one of my daughter's deposited before we realized the toothpaste didn't go all the way down. I got a lot of cheering for that one and we had a good laugh!
I am weary of Blossoms antics, that's for sure, but knowing she's testing me and my love for her gives me strength to deal with it all. I wish I knew just how far she's going to take this, though, before it's proof enough for her that I'm keeping her and loving her forever.
What a way to have started the day! I wonder if the granola bar wrappers and ear plugs will come back up too...